Wormy Maple Live Edge Serving Board
SUSTAINABLY UNIQUE
Often sourced from trees that would otherwise be discarded due to their “imperfections,” making it an eco-friendly choice that celebrates nature’s quirks.
🐝 Comes with our Bee Restored Wood Conditioner ($10 value) — so your board stays beautiful for years.
Handcrafted in Ohio • Food-Safe Finish • Sustainably Harvested
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Limited supply: no two boards will ever be the same.
The streaks, pinholes, and color variations left behind by past insect activity give wormy maple a one-of-a-kind, rustic beauty you simply can’t fake. Each mark is a natural signature, making every board visually unique. Thanks to the kiln-drying process, any insects are long gone, the wood is completely sanitized, and it’s perfectly safe for serving — so you get all the charm of nature’s handiwork with none of the worry.
When Will I Get My Order?
When Will I Get My Order?
Order today and your order will ship in 3-5 business days
How Will I Know It Will Be Engraved Correctly?
How Will I Know It Will Be Engraved Correctly?
We will email a proof of your design for you to approve before we begin engraving. So please make sure to watch your email as we don't want your order to be delayed.
How Do I Clean It?
How Do I Clean It?
Simply hand wash with warm water and mild soap, then dry it immediately. To keep it looking its best, we recommend conditioning the wood once a month. You’ll receive a care card with your board that includes step-by-step instructions.
1,500+ boards handcrafted and shipped nationwide
SMALL BATCH CRAFTSMANSHIP
Each board is handcrafted one at a time in our Ohio shop, allowing us to focus on every curve, contour, and grain pattern. This small-batch approach means no rushed production—only careful shaping, sanding, and finishing to bring out the wood’s natural beauty. The result is heirloom-quality durability and craftsmanship you can see and feel in every piece.
LOW MAINTENANCE
Requires only occasional conditioning to preserve its warm tones, highlight the unique wormy grain, and protect the surface from drying or cracking. A quick application of our beeswax wood conditioner every month keeps the wood nourished, the live edge smooth, and the board looking as stunning as the day you got it. It’s built to serve for years while turning heads at every gathering.
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MEET THE MAKER AND THE NAMESAKE
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I was done with the lifeless, cookie-cutter stuff crowding store shelves. Nothing felt like me—or like a gift worth giving—so I started making my own. Every piece I create is as personal as a handwritten note, bold enough to hold a memory, and crafted to turn heads. Handmade with soul, creativity, and a dash of quirky spirit, each one is meant to mean something and be treasured. And yes—the business is named after my horse, Pirate… who’s every bit as delightfully “quirky” as the name suggests.
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FROM SOLID WOOD TO STUNNING. EXPERTLY HANDCRAFTED FROM BEGINNING TO END.
We don’t just make your piece — we start where the story begins: the tree. Every board, coaster, and décor piece begins with wood we’ve personally harvested from our own land or from neighbors here in Ohio. No big-box lumber. No factory shortcuts. We mill and kiln-dry it ourselves, coaxing out the grain, character, and history in every inch before we transform it into something bold, meaningful, and unmistakably Quirky Pirate — made for you and no one else.
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SUSTAINABLY MADE
We harvest our wood responsibly from our own land and fallen trees nearby—honoring the earth while creating pieces with purpose.
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LOW-MAINTENANCE
Simple hand-wash cleaning and occasional conditioning with our beeswax wood conditioner keeps them looking their best.
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EASY TO ORDER
No stress, no guesswork — just beautifully easy. Pick your design, approve your mockup, and we’ll have it headed your way in no time.
FAQS
Why are your boards different?
Because they start with a story—and not one from a factory. We sustainably harvest the wood ourselves, right from our own woods or from fallen trees on our neighbors’ land. Every board is cut, shaped, and finished by hand in our Ohio workshop, preserving the live edge and all the wild, beautiful character nature gave it—knots, grain, worm trails and all. These aren’t cookie-cutter boards; they’re one-of-a-kind pieces with purpose, personality, and roots (literally). You won’t find anything like them on a shelf.
Can I find this anywhere else?
No, you can’t find this anywhere else. Each board is handcrafted with care, using kiln-dried wood and personalized to create something truly one-of-a-kind. We combine quality craftsmanship and unique designs, ensuring you get a product that's as special as it is durable.
How do I care for the board?
To care for your board, simply hand wash with warm water and mild soap, then dry it immediately. To keep it looking its best, we recommend conditioning the wood regularly. You’ll receive a care card with your board that includes step-by-step instructions, and for added protection, you can purchase a tin of our beeswax wood conditioner to maintain its beauty and durability. This will help nourish the wood and keep it looking stunning for years to come.
What is your return policy on engraved items?
As each item is custom-made just for you, we do not offer returns. We’re confident you’ll love your piece, and we ask that you carefully review the information you provide for engraving before submitting your order. To ensure everything is perfect, we will email you a proof for your approval before we begin the engraving process. We appreciate your understanding and are here to ensure you’re completely satisfied with your one-of-a-kind item.
Is it possible to have a custom order made?
Absolutely! We love creating custom designs tailored to your needs. You can choose your wood species, size and engraving to make your piece truly unique. There is a design fee of $50 for this option and an additional 4-6 business days in production.
Do you offer bulk pricing for large orders?
Yes, we offer special pricing for bulk orders, particularly for corporate gifts or business branding products. Contact us with your order details, and we’ll provide a custom quote.
Why is the engraving lighter or darker than what is shown on the website?
Because our wood sheet items are made of all natural woods, the engraving will vary depending on the specific grains of that wood sheet. Each item will be unique and one of a kind.
Do you offer local pickup?
Yes, local pick up is available in Bellevue, OH. Please select the local pick-up option at checkout. An email with the address and pick up instructions will be emailed to you when your order is ready.