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Multi- Wood Coasters
Solid hardwood means they’re tough enough for daily use, but classy enough for cocktail hour.
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Tired of flimsy, generic coasters that slide around and add nothing to your home's aesthetic?
We get it. Too often, coasters are an afterthought – flimsy squares that absorb moisture, warp, or simply disappear into the background.
At Quirky Pirate, we believe your drinkware deserves a foundation with as much character as your home. Discover our collection of handcrafted live edge coasters, individually cut from the same premium walnut, cherry, and maple we carefully harvest right here in Ohio.
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Order today and your order will ship in 3-5 business days
Size
Size
4" wide x 4" deep x 3/8" high
Design Proof
Design Proof
We will email a proof of your design for you to approve
BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE STILL DON'T USE COASTERS
You know the type — the ones who pretend not to see the stack of coasters right in front of them. The ones who set their sweating glass of iced whatever directly on your walnut coffee table like they’re doing you a favor.
These handcrafted hardwood coasters are your first line of defense against drink ring offenders and clueless guests. They're not just functional — they send a message: "Respect the wood, or put your drink on the floor."
Because your table deserves better. And honestly, so do you.
REAL HANDS. REAL WOOD. REAL BEAUTY.
Handcrafted from real American hardwood — walnut, cherry, and maple — that we personally harvest and kiln-dry ourselves. No cheap plywood, no shady veneers, and definitely no mass-produced, glue-scented mystery board from some factory. Every single coaster is made start to finish in our own workshop, where sawdust meets soul and the grain tells a story. These aren’t just cut and tossed on a shelf. They’re sanded, sealed, and made to outlast whatever trendy “custom” junk you got on Amazon last year.
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SUSTAINABLY MADE
We harvest our wood responsibly from our own land and fallen trees nearby—honoring the earth while creating pieces with purpose.
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CRAFTSMANSHIP
This isn’t factory-made fluff. It’s handcrafted, detail-obsessed, and made to stand out — built for people who expect more than the ordinary.
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EASY TO ORDER
No stress, no guesswork — just beautifully easy. Pick your design, approve your mockup, and we’ll have it headed your way in no time.
FAQS
Why are your boards different?
Because they start with a story—and not one from a factory. We sustainably harvest the wood ourselves, right from our own woods or from fallen trees on our neighbors’ land. Every board is cut, shaped, and finished by hand in our Ohio workshop, preserving the live edge and all the wild, beautiful character nature gave it—knots, grain, worm trails and all. These aren’t cookie-cutter boards; they’re one-of-a-kind pieces with purpose, personality, and roots (literally). You won’t find anything like them on a shelf.
Can I find this anywhere else?
No, you can’t find this anywhere else. Each board is handcrafted with care, using kiln-dried wood and personalized to create something truly one-of-a-kind. We combine quality craftsmanship and unique designs, ensuring you get a product that's as special as it is durable.
How do I care for the board?
To care for your board, simply hand wash with warm water and mild soap, then dry it immediately. To keep it looking its best, we recommend conditioning the wood regularly. You’ll receive a care card with your board that includes step-by-step instructions, and for added protection, you can purchase a tin of our beeswax wood conditioner to maintain its beauty and durability. This will help nourish the wood and keep it looking stunning for years to come.
What is your return policy on engraved items?
As each item is custom-made just for you, we do not offer returns. We’re confident you’ll love your piece, and we ask that you carefully review the information you provide for engraving before submitting your order. To ensure everything is perfect, we will email you a proof for your approval before we begin the engraving process. We appreciate your understanding and are here to ensure you’re completely satisfied with your one-of-a-kind item.
Is it possible to have a custom order made?
Absolutely! We love creating custom designs tailored to your needs. You can choose your wood species, size and engraving to make your piece truly unique. There is a design fee of $50 for this option and an additional 4-6 business days in production.
Do you offer bulk pricing for large orders?
Yes, we offer special pricing for bulk orders, particularly for corporate gifts or business branding products. Contact us with your order details, and we’ll provide a custom quote.
Why is the engraving lighter or darker than what is shown on the website?
Because our wood sheet items are made of all natural woods, the engraving will vary depending on the specific grains of that wood sheet. Each item will be unique and one of a kind.
Do you offer local pickup?
Yes, local pick up is available in Bellevue, OH. Please select the local pick-up option at checkout. An email with the address and pick up instructions will be emailed to you when your order is ready.