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Walnut Wood Coasters

COASTERS THAT PROTECT TODAY AND GET ADMIRED FOR GENERATIONS

Crafted from solid, locally harvested walnut and hand-finished for lasting durability — these aren’t just coasters, they’re heirloom-quality protection for your surfaces.

🍷 A complete set—four handcrafted coasters, so every guest (and every glass) is covered.

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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Handcrafted in Ohio • Food-Safe Finish • Sustainably Harvested

Don’t wait—our handcrafted coasters move fast.

Our handcrafted walnut coasters are the perfect blend of durability and elegance. Made from premium walnut wood, each coaster features its own natural grain pattern, adding a touch of sophistication to any space. Whether you're protecting your surfaces or making a statement, these coasters are built to last and impress.

When Will I Get My Order?

Order today and your order will ship in 3-5 business days

Size

4" wide x 4" deep x 1/2" high

How Will I Know It Will Be Engraved Correctly?

We will email a proof of your design for you to approve before we begin engraving. So please make sure to watch your email as we don't want your order to be delayed.

How Do I Clean Them?

Simply hand wash with warm water and mild soap, then dry them immediately. To keep them looking their best, we recommend conditioning the wood once a month with a beeswax wood conditioner. You’ll receive a care card with your coasters that includes step-by-step instructions.

1,700+ coasters handcrafted and shipped nationwide

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SIP SUSTAINABLY AND IN STYLE

Crafted from locally harvested, sustainable walnut and meticulously handcrafted in our Ohio shop, these coasters offer a genuinely ethical choice that protects your surfaces and the planet, providing enduring quality you can feel good about.

  • MEET THE MAKER AND THE NAMESAKE

  • I was done with the lifeless, cookie-cutter stuff crowding store shelves. Nothing felt like me—or like a gift worth giving—so I started making my own. Every piece I create is as personal as a handwritten note, bold enough to hold a memory, and crafted to turn heads. Handmade with soul, creativity, and a dash of quirky spirit, each one is meant to mean something and be treasured. And yes—the business is named after my horse, Pirate… who’s every bit as delightfully “quirky” as the name suggests.

FROM SOLID WOOD TO STUNNING. EXPERTLY HANDCRAFTED FROM BEGINNING TO END.

We don’t just make your piece — we start where the story begins: the tree. Every board, coaster, and décor piece begins with wood we’ve personally harvested from our own land or from neighbors here in Ohio. No big-box lumber. No factory shortcuts. We mill and kiln-dry it ourselves, coaxing out the grain, character, and history in every inch before we transform it into something bold, meaningful, and unmistakably Quirky Pirate — made for you and no one else.

  • SUSTAINABLY MADE

    We harvest our wood responsibly from our own land and fallen trees nearby—honoring the earth while creating pieces with purpose.

  • LOW-MAINTENANCE

    Simple hand-wash cleaning and occasional conditioning with our beeswax wood conditioner keeps them looking their best.

  • EASY TO ORDER

    No stress, no guesswork — just beautifully easy. Pick your design, approve your mockup, and we’ll have it headed your way in no time.

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FAQS

Why are your coasters different?

Because they start with a story—and not one from a factory. We sustainably harvest the wood ourselves, right from our own woods or from fallen trees on our neighbors’ land. Every coaster is cut, shaped, and finished by hand in our Ohio workshop. These aren’t cookie-cutter coasters; they’re one-of-a-kind pieces with purpose, personality, and roots (literally).

Can I find this anywhere else?

No, you can’t find this anywhere else. Each coaster is handcrafted with care, using kiln-dried wood and personalized to create something truly one-of-a-kind. We combine quality craftsmanship and unique designs, ensuring you get a product that's as special as it is durable.

How do I care for the coasters?

To care for your coasters, simply hand wash with warm water and mild soap, then dry it immediately. To keep them looking their best, we recommend conditioning the wood regularly. You’ll receive a care card with your coasters that includes step-by-step instructions, and for added protection, you can purchase a tin of our beeswax wood conditioner to maintain its beauty and durability. This will help nourish the wood and keep it looking stunning for years to come.

What is your return policy on engraved items?

As each item is custom-made just for you, we do not offer returns. We’re confident you’ll love your piece, and we ask that you carefully review the information you provide for engraving before submitting your order. To ensure everything is perfect, we will email you a proof for your approval before we begin the engraving process. We appreciate your understanding and are here to ensure you’re completely satisfied with your one-of-a-kind item.

Is it possible to have a custom order made?

Absolutely! We love creating custom designs tailored to your needs. You can choose your wood species and engraving to make your piece truly unique. There is a design fee of $20 for this option and an additional 4-6 business days in production.

Do you offer bulk pricing for large orders?

Yes, we offer special pricing for bulk orders, particularly for corporate gifts or business branding products. Contact us with your order details, and we’ll provide a custom quote.

Why is the engraving lighter or darker than what is shown on the website?

Because our items are made of natural hardwood, the engraving will vary depending on the specific grains of that wood. Each item will be unique and one of a kind.

Do you offer local pickup?

Yes, local pick up is available in Bellevue, OH. Please select the local pick-up option at checkout. An email with the address and pick up instructions will be emailed to you when your order is ready.